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Wolfpack Opening day.Use SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Wolfpack thankfully ten runned in Camden
Woodbury Heights had their opening game against the camden braves. The game reminded me of something that rhymes with shmashmorshin (abortion). After 15 walks and 207 pitches, the abortion finally ended after a gracious ten run rule after 7 innings losing 15-3. I don't even know why this team shows up to play baseball. But Don't worry Baller$ all star Ken Zindel guarantees victory next week.
Game: Woodbury Heights Wolfpack@ Camden Braves 4/20/08
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There were a lot of solid performances worth noting
Ken Zindel- Although going 0-3 he was awarded one of the teams 2 RBIs and a point in the excuse box. Rob Flem- Even though he had a horrible pitching inning he did hit a man in the head on a 1-2 count and also scored a point in the excuse box. Collin Aregood- Had a horrendous outing on the mound allowing 6 ER on 8 walks and 8 hits, but he did get a hit and the first lose of the season. Also he threw an absurd 113 pitches. Joe Dooley also received a golden sombrero. John Zindel had the first broken bat of the season on a 1 foot infield hit. And finally Kevin Greene for his perfectly timed RBI on a double play
Game: Woodbury Heights Wolfpack @ Camden Braves
Week 2Use SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Week 2 and the rust is off. Maybe a better game...Right?...
Wrong... The woodbury Heights wolfpack hosted the Bucks Ballerz, who ken zindel guarenteed victory against. The team started off solid only down 1-0 through 4 innings. Collin aregood was pitching a gem. then after getting dinged around letting up 1 double a single and a walk with 2 outs in the 5th, collin gave up a shot double in right center where john zindel feilded it. Now as you may know the smart thing to do would be to throw to the cutoff man or if you have an arm, maybe throw strait to the bag. No, not John who decided to throw the ball to the center fielder Bryan Vahey who throw it to rob flem who lolli popped it to ken fulgham and threw out a man with abysmal speed at home plate for a 9-8-4-2 outfield assist. After coming back out in the 6th inning collin gave up 2 hits including a double and was yanked after pitching his favorite number of 113 pitches. Rob "the changeup" Flem came in and pitched a solid outting of 4 innings giving up 7 hits and 4 runs, 2 earned, and was clocked at an impressive 43 miles per hour. Sadly, this was the best pitching performance of the year in the 9-0 loss. But we all had one thing to celebrate... 9 INNINGS! now to the best part... the hitting. Of course when you think of Mexicans you think of sombreros and when you think of sombreros you think of none other then Joe dooley, who is destroying the team in sombreros with 2 in the first 2 games,Striking out in each of his first 6 at bats but made solid contact foul that resulted in a broken bat. Other individual performances worth noting are bryan vahey being awarded a point in the excuse box after being picked off. a double wammy. Matt reed also joined him in the pick off club but i must admit was awarded 3 hits in 3 at bats. Collin aregood must not have known that he is as slow as molasses and got thown out at 2nd after getting a hit.  Rob Flem also had two more excuses added to his already impressive list stating "The ball hit to John was an error" and "I cant focus with you guys talking". Ken Zindel is still in a tight race making his 2nd excuse when he complained that bryan told him to pretend the bat was a penis while he was in the batters box. And Christian complaing that the ball blended in with the white wall of the building. So in all, I'de say a pretty solid performance and i expect nothing less then 0-22 this season. By the way you may think a retard is typing this and you would be right. Oh, and the Punishers better watch out because Rob "The Changeup" Flem guarentees victory.
 
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